What is a "business"? Websters defines it as the act of being busy.

And this is definitely, definitely, definitely,  deeffffiiinnniiittteeellllyyyy a "real" business. Why did I put "real" in quotation marks? Don't worry about that. 

What does this business do? Real stuff. Things that are real. Really real. Completely real things. And it's definitely not a website we bought because we thought it was funny. Nope. Not at all.

I think that answers your question.

In conclusion, this is 100% a real business.